Kid down the street was Saran Wrapped to a telephone pole in his birthday suit.
He'd been picking on me, and my brother decided to go even the odds.
I was shown the results.
*my eyes.. my eyes..*
LOL...
we never did that, mainly because after that one kid was forced to eat dog crap, no one really messed with my brother again.
It also helped that I was the biggest kid in the neighborhood by a wide margin...