Wanna relive the 70s? Not in this turkey remake of "The Dukes Of Hazzard". Jessica Simpson is a terrible actress and heck she'll never be Catherine Bach to the fans. It gets a Razzie from Debbie Schlussel. The 70s doesn't have much going for it. Vietnam, Jimmy Carter, the Misery Index, Iran, and redneck moonshiners. No more, please.
(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
To: goldstategop
Point of order!
Shouldn't Debbie Schlussel threads include many gratuitous pics of Debbie, just like the Michelle Malkin threads?
I vote yes.
2 posted on
08/02/2005 7:21:27 AM PDT by
WhiteGuy
(Vote for gridlock - Make the elected personally liable for their wasteful spending)
To: goldstategop
If ever there was an excuse to download a movie instead of paying for it. I read somewhere that even the original actors hate it.
3 posted on
08/02/2005 7:22:00 AM PDT by
BigTex5
To: goldstategop
Co'mon, not everything from the 70's sucked. :)
5 posted on
08/02/2005 7:31:12 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: goldstategop
I saw Sky High with my 7 year old daughter. It was a hoot. Not many movies nowadays that I can take my little girl to and not have to cover her eyes and plug her ears often.
8 posted on
08/02/2005 7:44:31 AM PDT by
vetvetdoug
(Shiloh, Corinth, Iuka, Brices Crossroads, Harrisburg, Britton Lane, Holly Springs, Hatchie Bridge,)
To: goldstategop
With the bombs like Bewitched and Dukes, I hope Hollywood gets the message. "No more remakes of stupid old TV shows."
9 posted on
08/02/2005 7:47:40 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: goldstategop
Why is Burt Reynolds in this movie remake of a tv series that sort of started as a knockoff of Smokey & The Bandit?
10 posted on
08/02/2005 11:25:46 AM PDT by
weegee
(The Rovebaiting by DUAC must stop. It is nothing but a partisan witchhunt.)
To: goldstategop
I resent that remark! What's wrong with Hee Haw?
13 posted on
08/02/2005 11:30:28 AM PDT by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: goldstategop
I'm sure this movie sucks, but it can't be nearly as bad as "Independence Day"
In the voice of Stewie Griffin:
"Oh! I'm Jeff Goldblum I'm going to hook up my Mac laptop into an alien network and instantly write a virus to destroy them all. It's a wonderful thing that they run TCP/IP and that I was able to find their domain server in 30 seconds. Good thing they hadn't yet upgraded to the latest XP security patch."
What a load of pandering B.S that freaking movie was. As nasty as "Dukes" may be it can't possibly be that bad.
14 posted on
08/02/2005 11:53:54 AM PDT by
Brainhose
(THINK OF THE KITTENS!)
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