Palmeiro's legacy is in the House of Charnal
He should have used whiz from the next guy's urinal
Read all about it in the Wall Street Journal
500 homers and 3000 hits says
You've joined Hank Aaron, Eddie Murray, Willie Mays
But you should have stopped using, Raffy, mended your ways
Steroids, like some magicians' magic wands
Can make Giants out of mortals (check out Barry Bonds)
But heroes can be zeroes, more like vagabonds
The Hall of Fame was waiting, like for Old Pete Rose
4000 hits won't do it if you have your foes
For gamblers and cheaters, that's the way it goes
Yep. You said it well, Truthie!
A++++ for you!