Hey, hey, hey! No opus for you, whiskers!
Here ya go, rattrap. Sorry about the Victoria's bra shortage!
Posted on 07/30/2005 7:31:40 AM PDT by Past Your Eyes
Hundreds of bras stolen from Victoria's Secret
MANCHESTER — An undercover investigation is undoubtedly needed to find out who stole hundreds of Victoria Secret Very Sexy brassieres from a Mall of New Hampshire store.
Victoria Secret manager Kelly Duvall called police Thursday at 4 p.m. to report that up to 200 of the push-up, but not padded, bras in various sizes and colors were missing.
The bras were stolen from the storage area of a display case.
Each is priced as between $40 and $45. Police said the total value of the stolen bras could exceed $20,000.
Anthony Hebron, spokesman for Limited Brands, parent company of Victoria's Secret, said that estimate is high.
"We have not been able to assess what the amount is," he said. "It ($20,000) sounds a little high."
Police said the thieves will be limited in how they can dispose of the bras because of the large number of them.
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The citizens need to be involved. I expect every able-bodied straight male and every lesbian to beginning stopping women on the street and looking under their shirts until the bras are found.
Michael Moore has volunteered to check Marv Albert's closet.
"would it leak saline or silicone?"
hmmm - gives a whole new meaning to 'silicon(e) valley', doesn't it?
;^D
I've never seen 'Stacked' somehow, a show about a woman with big boobs does absolutely nothing for me. :-)
Yes it does. Lololol
This is an absolute tragedy, look at how few pics there are on a Victoria's Secret thread. I'm preparing my opus. ;-)
Hey, hey, hey! No opus for you, whiskers!
Here ya go, rattrap. Sorry about the Victoria's bra shortage!
ROTFLMA
"Police said the thieves will be limited in how they can dispose of the bras because of the large number of them"
What good is it to steal something you can't profit from?
What a couple of boobs.
I bet their tit will be in a ringer!
Some of them are also very large in size.
And some of them are merely "at large"
Ha! I resemble that remark.
LOL
"look at how few pics there are on a Victoria's Secret thread"
Oh, man - now look what you done did, lol.
Ya shoulda knowed that the ladies would respond with the best bra pics.
How are we supposed to top these: To 86, and To 90, and To 93?
Well, guys, do we let the girls have the last word? (ducking and sneaking away)
;^D
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