Posted on 07/29/2005 8:38:20 AM PDT by TheBigB
Pssst...c'mere.
Yeah, you. C'mere.
I gotta secret to tellya.
IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! :o)
Gather ye round for SILLINESS! The weekend is almost (well, in a few hours) upon us! Time to kick back, relax, and have a little fun!
"I tawt I taw a Fwiday Silliness Thwead!"
Joe Cool sez, "It's Friday, dude!" 
Have you ever seen this one?
http://www.lebonze.com/playground/bunnylove.htm
safe sex
Now that's comedy.
I was close. Peabody is right next door to both towns. (It was a long time ago and a real interesting evening)
Just past your post with the two guys in the car and on my radio Freebird is playing. Cracked me up because the guys' are groovin' to the music!!
Saw a rabbit jump someones running shoe once.
But never an artificial bunny.
You were right near the Golden Banana.
I laughed for two days after I saw that "bunny love" movie.
I still can't hear the song without chuckling!
Glad you'll enjoyed it also!
;-)
It's important for me to know that my sick sense of humor is shared.
Demand on it at the moment must be high.
It seems to be having a cow on loading.
a sick sense of humor is healthy (does that make sense?). Yours is robust!
Obviously.
(That's when we cook a whole hog and make barbecue)
So all my family are around, and I calmly tell my wife that it was a tradition in NC to eat a pig eye at your first pig pickin'.
She literally turned green, before we all started laughing, and she knew we were pulling her leg.
A man walks into the street and manages to catch a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Moishe."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Moishe Glickman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Moishe every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Moishe. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something, huh?"
Cabbie: "He had a memory like a computer, could remember everybody's birthday, knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out."
Passenger. "Wow, some guy ehh?
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get into them"
Passenger: Mmm, not many like that around"
Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Moishe."
Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"
Cabbie: "I married his widow."
About 2 years ago, I helped a buddy do up the pig at his daughters graduation (see, some of us Yanks know how to do a up a pig pickin, too).
At one point, after many many beers, I went to grab the head to turn it for better carving and stuck my thumb in the eye. Eye juice squirrted out alll over a younf girl standing by and a bunch of her friends. They were neither pleased nor quiet about it.
BTW, where is Mrs day originally from?
Amazingly, you guys generally keep it within bounds. It's a fun thread and we allow a little latitude.
Not very many people abuse it.
"We're nekkid now? That's why I can't find my pens."
OW! Think I found one....do you really want it back?
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