Posted on 07/29/2005 8:38:20 AM PDT by TheBigB
Pssst...c'mere.
Yeah, you. C'mere.
I gotta secret to tellya.
IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! :o)
Gather ye round for SILLINESS! The weekend is almost (well, in a few hours) upon us! Time to kick back, relax, and have a little fun!
"I tawt I taw a Fwiday Silliness Thwead!"
Joe Cool sez, "It's Friday, dude!"
Speaking of Naked Handyman Services....
(only one PG13-rated pix on the entire site - and I checked)
http://www.nakedan.com/
"My mind is going, I can feel it." -HAL 2001 A Space Odyssey
And that describes how I feel after seeing that.
I need a skull disinfectant.
;-)
who spilt some gin on his weenie.
Not thought to be uncouth, He spilt some vermouth,
And later slipped his wife a martini.
Men still wear tight underwear.
That is silly.
Laugh... well I'm '58 ... and got all of 'em... eeeekkkkkk so NOW I'm a senior citizen... I can't even join AARP... (not that I'd WANT to... laugh)
It's good testicular management. You got to keep track of your boys.
Don McLean wrote Vincent in 1971 after reading a book about the life of artist Vincent Van Gogh. In the 1970s, the Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam played the song daily and a copy of the sheet music, together with a set of Van Gogh's paint brushes, is buried in a time capsule beneath the museum.
Very well indeed.
This one, from 7/2, is the most recent I have.
Now the roof & tar paper is done, along with the exterior walls & vapor barrier.
Tuna is running about 5 miles off of Oregon Inlet right now!
Ah yes! Nags Head. Named for the outcropping of land that reminded Capt. John Smith of his Mother In Law
scrotalsafetycommission.com
I got a "No Thanks" from Admin Mod just seconds after I posted this.....
We rent a cottage at about MP16.
I love it, though it has changed a lot since we started going in the early 70's.
You wouldn't recognize the place now.
There's a 4-lane 'bypass' so you don't have to take the 2-lane beach road.
It's a LOT more developed.
OMG...been there.
"And my fridge is heating instead of cooling."
I think in your exhausted state of mind, you are confusing your oven with the fridge. Get the beer out of the oven, the cans pop and make quite a mess!
Hey, if you still have room, add me please....
A similar story-
A little tiger living in Africa was starving. He was much smaller than the other tigers and was never able to catch anything. Well, one day the tiger was walking along and it saw a bull in a clearing.
The tiger snuck around and pounced on the bull and killed it. The tiger greedily dug and and started to eat. Boy did that taste good! The tiger ate even more. Wow, delicious! The tiger ate even more. Suddenly the tiger started feeling big and strong. The tiger let out a great big roar. That felt good. The tiger let out another roar.
A little ways away some other bigger tigers where hungry. They were having no luck finding food. Suddenly they heard a tiger roaring somwhere. They whent towards the sound. As they got closer they saw the clearing and the little tiger eating the bull. They crept around, circled in, and killed it so they could have the food for themselves.
The moral of the story- If you're full of bull, then keep your mouth shut!
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