Posted on 07/29/2005 8:38:20 AM PDT by TheBigB
Pssst...c'mere.
Yeah, you. C'mere.
I gotta secret to tellya.
IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! :o)
Gather ye round for SILLINESS! The weekend is almost (well, in a few hours) upon us! Time to kick back, relax, and have a little fun!
"I tawt I taw a Fwiday Silliness Thwead!"
Joe Cool sez, "It's Friday, dude!" 
Somebody much braver than I would have to do that one.
Cool!
I think it may be raining some this weekend, though.
Here, here! ;)
I've done a few of those - but the worst we did was shave half a mustache. They wanted to do eyebrows and I stopped them.
We did lipstick a guy from head to toe and throw him in the bushes. The bar just happened to have a stretcher handy for just such events.
Gosh - I miss college.
;-)
>> Where am I? <<
ROTFLMAO!! I've had similar mornings back in the day.
This is so bad...
:-)
Well, my "never live it down" moment was I was in a second floor dayroom with friends watching some movie and drinking margaritas. We ran out of margarita makin's so decided to toss some frozen boysenberrys and tequila into the blender and see how that went.
Well, the previous tequila intake had pretty much blunted our taste buds and the boysenberrys were getting to be tasteless so we increased the tequila content for improved "taste".
Now, having set up the moment....I was not in my dormitory so the nearest bathroom was one floor up and in my friends room.
I started feeling like I was mgoing to hurl soon so i asked my friend if i could borrow his keys because I would never make it home. He gave me the keys and I races out of the room, up the stairs, had the ket in the lock and felt it coming. I'm running to his bathroom and manage to hold it all back with my hands until I was about 1 foot away from the bowl.
Long story short. I redecorated his bathroom floor, walls, AND ceiling in boysenberry red. Ever see a drunken person try to clean up? It just makes it worse.
I let him sleep on my couch that night and we went back in his place with gallons of clorox the next evening.
BUT! I have never...EVER! been so drunk as to pass out and let people do things to me.
Yes, and this girl has an unlimited supply of stories courtesy of the Army...I had far too much fun! :)
The time will fly!
Awwww!
Hang in there, kiddo. ;O)
Be aware of the humble martini.
Have one or two at most.
Three, you're under the table,
And four, you're under you host!
You are crackin' me up today.
That wasn't stomach-friendly, either.
We spent our honeymoon on Nags Head... 25 years ago..
I don't believe that was "drawn" - I believe that was WAXED!
Eeeewwwww...
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