(laughing) "Oh, wow, you thought I MEANT that???"
"Yes, it does make you look fat. Do you want me to be nice or honest? Obviously it doesn't mean I find you unattractive because I'm HERE, but, yes, you need to shape up some."
"I hate your mother. I don't mean we 'don't get along' I mean I wish she were stapled to her seat in a bus heading over a narrow bridge on a rainy night with Ted Kennedy behind the wheel."
"Watch TV alone and concentrate on the show, or do something with me--watching the tube is not a group activity."
or...
"Yes, I do find both Gilmour Girls hot, but I never would have ever watched a TV show called Gilmour Girls if you hadn't whined at me to cuddle while you watched TV, so it's your own fault, now keep quiet, the commercial is over."
Actually I HAVE said all these, which is why I'm single again... (and happy to be)
Tact is not something that you have ever been introduced to is it? LOL! I like your list the best.
Sure it is. We sit, watch home improvement shows, and talk about what we're seeing. Of course, we mostly have no idea about what they're saying on the shows, because we're too busy talking.
"Yes, I do find both Gilmour Girls hot, but I never would have ever watched a TV show called Gilmour Girls if you hadn't whined at me to cuddle while you watched TV, so it's your own fault, now keep quiet, the commercial is over."
Gilmour girls, yuck. Other than Battlestar Galactica and home improvement shows, is there anything good on TV?