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1 posted on 07/26/2005 5:50:16 AM PDT by NRA1995
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To: NRA1995

2 days ago this was posted


2 posted on 07/26/2005 5:53:27 AM PDT by Ron in Acreage (It's the borders stupid! "ALLEN IN 08")
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BTDT. We once drove out to the old farm house and mother ran in to use the bathroom only to come running out again complaining about a snake in the toilet. We were busy unloading the car so ignored her, but I finally went in to see nothing but sunshine reflecting off the water in the old rusty bowl. She still claimed there was a snake so did her business in the pasture. After still much complaining, Grandpa poured gas down the toilet (his solution to most everything). I went in, sat on the floor in front of it, and rested my elbows on the seat waiting for something to happen. WHOOSH! Out flew a 6 foot racer that missed by mere centimeters of striking me between the eyes. I ended up in the living room and mother landed in the kitchen leaving Gramps hollering to shut the bathroom door. The thing had gone mad with the gas and was climbing the walls and got out into the hall toward the living room. In the end it was Gramps' Hoe - 1 and the snake - 0. I don't think mother ever went to the bathroom there again, lol.


4 posted on 07/26/2005 6:05:49 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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From the headline, I thought the snake scared the lady and she hid in the toilet.

confused.


11 posted on 07/26/2005 8:06:25 AM PDT by SouthWall (No tag-line today (bought for a new Walmart by eminent domain))
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Maybe she ran over it with her lawnmower once...talk about something coming back to bite ya' in the ass!


12 posted on 07/27/2005 2:15:08 AM PDT by codyjacksmom (I've gone out to find myself... if I get back before I return, please keep me here!!!)
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