Posted on 07/25/2005 6:26:26 AM PDT by secret garden
Here is my example with WFTD.
The WaPo writers attempt to assuage their readers with conspiracy theories on an almost daily basis but Steyn masterfully points out if you hang enough chads, you get to decide the Supreme Court.
The heat is on! A/C in the classroom!
1?
That you are!
morning seekie
Howdy camle! I'm off to the pool. Catch y'all in a bit!
I needed something to assuage me while waiting for the WFTD to arrive.
You know I miss your old morning salutation. Whassamatta you?
3rd place and the first A of the day. Congrats!
Bush could go a long to assuage the fears of his base, by demonstrating a least a passing interest in border security..
I heartily agree. A for you.
TOP FITTY!
Aw HELL yeah!
you mean:
Every day we shove and push
To be the first on the short bus
Xsmommy, hobbes and dubs
Wetbars, closets and beer tubs
If you really think you’re strong
Maybe you can ride along
I don’t want to cause no fuss
But here it is – the new Short Bus!
Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS
Bet you things don’t get too far
Before camle’s got a new cigar
Argh is running for his life
From ending up with the ex-wife
Gabz is getting far from fat
Swimming round in the beer vat
There’se no rules, and there’s no muss
Ridin’ on this here Short Bus
Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS
Singing:
WotsamoddaU hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.
Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall up the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.
Yes, I’m stuck in thecloset with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do.
It’s so hard to setup Argh with my ex,
like some people only are about sex.
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.
Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”
Trying to make martini’s for all,
But I can see nobody’s drinkin at all.
Is it cool to go to chomp on a big cigar?.
Poor Gus is out polishing the car
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.
Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”
Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall off the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.
Yes I’m, stuck in the closet with you,
Stuck in the closet with you,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.
Assuage & eggs for breakfast!! :-]
Morning.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
(ROFL is too painful)
depends with whom you're ROFL-ing with.
Can Roberts, the Boy Scout, assuage
The democrats' fomenting rage?
Though he's clean and he's pure
He'll still have to endure
Invective 'ere dems turn the page
Nope.....just to painful, period!
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