Posted on 07/24/2005 4:41:59 PM PDT by kingattax
Sorta like the movie Psycho. I didn't take a shower if I was alone in the house for a long time.
Somewhere a husband is thinking, "if she'd just not nagged me about putting that lid down, it would have never happened."
Wow! Even when you're not TAKING a shower?
I think I'll just stay here up north, above the killer snake range, thank you very much. Classic thread at #89.
When I was in high school I found a baby possum in the toilet one night, every since then I always check before doing my business.
:o)
How in the world did it get hold of a Dove. I hate snakes.
what did she think was in there? a phantom duker?
Gotta love that southern livin'
lol!
This is the skeery part: "but no one knows what happened to the snake"!
Oooooeeeeoooooooeeeeeeooooooeeeeee!
This could certainly justify the use of the light switch on one of those early morning "urges"...
I have discovered that that ritual is the bane of getting older...
And dangit!!! I am not that old!!!
Xena; what do you mean, too many commas, as in too many; commas, or two many; commas,?
,
Elaine: Huh! Sexy?
George: This woman drove us out of our minds
Elaine: Like ...humm...How did she sound?
George: She had this throaty , sexy kind of whisper.
Elaine: Really , like a... like a....(leans over to George and whispers) Jerry, I want to slide my tongue around you like a snake.....Ooooooooooha ,oooooohaaaa.....
George: Oh! my God!!......You?.....You?...That was you?....
Elaine: Shhhhhh!!!
Never gives me trouble. . .never concerned with it. I only lift once and let'er fly. . .!
Like Jaws, does this mean people will stop using the toilet?
All I know is I lift once and let go. . .and it doesn't cause me any harm. . .
;-)
That's about the last place on her anatomy that I thought about when I read the headline.
PS: I know about slugs. I stepped on one once barefoot. It squished up between my toes. Too gross to even contemplate.
I’m with you,
I read this thread 45 minutes ago and the hair on the back of my neck is still bristling.
how will this woman ever get over this mentally—OMG!!!
shudder is right...
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