for instance, the wipers quit at 240,000 miles - you ever drive 320,000 miled without winshield wipers?
Actually, that's not true. I made them work - all you had to do was let go of the strearing wheel, crawl under the dash, and move the by hand.
A little tricky at 60 MPH.
Thank God I wasn't using a cell phone, eh? that might have been dangerous.