Posted on 07/22/2005 7:33:14 AM PDT by pissant
On this day in 1933, Wiley Post touched down his airplane in New York, becoming the first pilot to fly solo around the globe!
On this day in 1934, Public Enemy #1, John Dillinger, was gunned down in the streets of Chicago.
And on this day in 2004, the one and only Dashing Dasher, after slamming down 4 martinis, signed up on FreeRepublic.
These historic events have much in common. Wiley Post was a brave pilot, risking life and limb in a rickety single engine plane. Dasher is FR's resident pilot racer, tormenting her male colleagues above the western fruited plains. A Calamity Jane in goggles!
And Dillinger was a notorious gang leader, surrounding himself with violent criminals and ne'er do wells. Dasher too has become a gang leader on FR. She has lead JimRob's beloved website into dark places that make the upstanding citizens here hide the women and children.
She is many other things as well, too numerous to list in full. But they include: Conservative infiltrator in liberal San Fran, Toughie NJ bodyguard for those who get harrassed, Unofficial FR Dominatrix (with a growing clientele), and most importantly, the subject of poems and limericks from her adoring fans.
So on this Friday, July 22, 2005, let's raise our glasses and offer a hearty toast to this east coast bred California girl, and thank her for settling down in our corner of the world!
I always support my gay freeper friends....
Clown Posse HATES me. They think I'm having an affair with Laz.
That's my favorite rumor about me . . . my next-favorite is that JMC813 and I are having one.
For a woman with ZERO free time, I'm sure gettin' around!
And it's been a better year with you than the previous ones without!
Happy anniversary!
Hoo boy.
That's all I can say.
(My mama taught me well.)
I feel like a rock star! Woohoo! ;o)
pssst. Dasher is a gay male (trapped in a woamn's body). ;o)
Welcome!
I was told while in uniform, rather sternly, that I could NOT say that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
*sigh*
My Captain was extremely lacking in humor.
And then I see the same thing on Skippy's List of things Skippy is not allowed to do anymore.
What is clownposse? I checked that link you posted. Is this sites only purpose to diss FR?
They claim to be concerned about political issues facing the nation... but all I have ever seen the children over at clown posse do is diss FR and FReepers who they are jealous of.
It's funny, When I was looking around the site my first thought was this looks like a troll graveyard!
Pretty much it is.
Ha ha, jmc813.
I'm her favorite.
And I am the single Freeper they are most jealous of.
I can tell because the last time I looked in on them, many moons ago, I was their hottest topic.
I didn't even know it existed until I got a stealth ping from a nameless FReeper.
Needless to say, the Xena-bashing was goin' on fast and furious that day.
Yeah, they were bashing ValerieUSA as well.
Seems they have a special love for saying the most childish garbage they can about the women on FR.
*sigh*
Yeah, some of their trolls love to follow you around FR and add lame keywords to threads you post or post to.
Of course, I can't wait to see what way you rattle their cage next to get them howling and barking at the moon.
Busy today - trying to perfect my lisp.
Thanks, darling!
;-)
Wanna be gay men together? Or should we have a three way with Laz.
Your choice.
;0)
Laz, my hottie FRiend...
You have been replaced by Dashing Dasher, Cyber Slut!
LOL!!!!
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