This Day In History - DASHING DASHER JOINS FREEREPUBLIC (vanity)

Seattle Pissant Times | 7/22/05 | Sir Pissant

[pissant]

On this day in 1933, Wiley Post touched down his airplane in New York, becoming the first pilot to fly solo around the globe!

On this day in 1934, Public Enemy #1, John Dillinger, was gunned down in the streets of Chicago.

And on this day in 2004, the one and only Dashing Dasher, after slamming down 4 martinis, signed up on FreeRepublic.

These historic events have much in common. Wiley Post was a brave pilot, risking life and limb in a rickety single engine plane. Dasher is FR's resident pilot racer, tormenting her male colleagues above the western fruited plains. A Calamity Jane in goggles!

And Dillinger was a notorious gang leader, surrounding himself with violent criminals and ne'er do wells. Dasher too has become a gang leader on FR. She has lead JimRob's beloved website into dark places that make the upstanding citizens here hide the women and children.

She is many other things as well, too numerous to list in full. But they include: Conservative infiltrator in liberal San Fran, Toughie NJ bodyguard for those who get harrassed, Unofficial FR Dominatrix (with a growing clientele), and most importantly, the subject of poems and limericks from her adoring fans.

So on this Friday, July 22, 2005, let's raise our glasses and offer a hearty toast to this east coast bred California girl, and thank her for settling down in our corner of the world!

[Dashing Dasher]

[MikefromOhio]

Nope I am down from there now...

I nearly passed out up there though. That would have been bad :)

[Dashing Dasher]

Are you still nekkid?

[MikefromOhio]

nah I found my pants (some thoughtful soul has put them up in a tree to they would be easy to find) and stumbled home :)

[Allegra]

I nearly passed out up there though. That would have been bad :)

Yeah, we got some good pictures of you up there swinging on the chandelier nekkid.

We'll be posting them on FR shortly. ;-)

[Dashing Dasher]

Thank you!!!!!!

[MikefromOhio]

Woohoo!!

I STILL can't remember how I got up there though :)

[Dashing Dasher]

Power of suggestion?

[pissant]

Mike, are you related to F16Fighter? I seem to remember his proclivity for naked chandelier swinging!

[Dashing Dasher]

Power of Suggestion AGAIN!!!?

Pissant - why don't you swing naked from a light fixture!?



pssst... allegra, paulab - this suggestion things seems to work!

[Allegra]

I STILL can't remember how I got up there though :)

Well, we had to help you, but we were more than willing.

Someone said "Hey, how about swinging from that chandelier?" and you just went for it.

You were feelin' NO pain!

[pissant]

I prefer vines!

[Dashing Dasher]

Pissant - is that you!?

[PaulaB]

If I remember correctly Mike was having this problem yesterday



So he dropped them and went to this

[MikefromOhio]

must be LOL

[MikefromOhio]

I believe it...

swinging back and forth wasn't a buzz kill, although I did get a little dizzy

[MikefromOhio]

LOL

I REALLY DON'T remember that, but that would explain why the pants were soaked and a bit drafty!!!

[Dashing Dasher]

Mike is SO HOT!!!


LOL!!

[pissant]

No. This is my 3rd grade pic:

[Dashing Dasher]

Good hair.