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This Day In History - DASHING DASHER JOINS FREEREPUBLIC (vanity)
Seattle Pissant Times
| 7/22/05
| Sir Pissant
Posted on 07/22/2005 7:33:14 AM PDT by pissant
On this day in 1933, Wiley Post touched down his airplane in New York, becoming the first pilot to fly solo around the globe!
On this day in 1934, Public Enemy #1, John Dillinger, was gunned down in the streets of Chicago.
And on this day in 2004, the one and only Dashing Dasher, after slamming down 4 martinis, signed up on FreeRepublic.
These historic events have much in common. Wiley Post was a brave pilot, risking life and limb in a rickety single engine plane. Dasher is FR's resident pilot racer, tormenting her male colleagues above the western fruited plains. A Calamity Jane in goggles!
And Dillinger was a notorious gang leader, surrounding himself with violent criminals and ne'er do wells. Dasher too has become a gang leader on FR. She has lead JimRob's beloved website into dark places that make the upstanding citizens here hide the women and children.
She is many other things as well, too numerous to list in full. But they include: Conservative infiltrator in liberal San Fran, Toughie NJ bodyguard for those who get harrassed, Unofficial FR Dominatrix (with a growing clientele), and most importantly, the subject of poems and limericks from her adoring fans.
So on this Friday, July 22, 2005, let's raise our glasses and offer a hearty toast to this east coast bred California girl, and thank her for settling down in our corner of the world!
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To: pissant; scott says
But will she remember us when she's rich and famous??I am Rich and Famous!!!
what's your name again!?
121
posted on
07/22/2005 7:08:39 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Cyborg and Petronski up a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G......)
To: wagglebee
Grrrr....;-)
Practice
Practice
Practice....
122
posted on
07/22/2005 7:11:57 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Cyborg and Petronski up a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G......)
To: Dashing Dasher
Yeah, "practice" can be pretty fun too!
123
posted on
07/22/2005 7:14:10 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: wagglebee
I could watch videos of people practicing all
day night!
LOL!!!
124
posted on
07/22/2005 7:16:51 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Cyborg and Petronski up a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G......)
To: Dashing Dasher
125
posted on
07/22/2005 7:18:36 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: Dashing Dasher
More fun, maybe. But you simply cannot teach anyone a stern lesson with whip cream!
126
posted on
07/22/2005 7:22:49 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
More fun, maybe. But you simply cannot teach anyone a stern lesson with whip cream!Oh... yeah...forgot what we were doing there for a minute!
Sorry!
127
posted on
07/22/2005 7:27:10 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Cyborg and Petronski up a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G......)
To: wagglebee
You bring the popcorn and the olive oil?
128
posted on
07/22/2005 7:27:40 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Cyborg and Petronski up a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G......)
To: Dashing Dasher
What exactly are YOU bringing?! :)
129
posted on
07/22/2005 7:29:25 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: Dashing Dasher
"It's tough being named after punctuation!"
Imagine the difficulties of having a whole country full of people like you.
That would be a Hyphen-nation.
(or Dashernation)
(RUNNING to avoid thrown shoes and water glasses)
130
posted on
07/22/2005 7:33:34 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Blurblogger
Thrown Shoes?
THAT would HURT!!!
131
posted on
07/22/2005 7:36:59 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: wagglebee
Videos....
Me....
Reddi whip...
132
posted on
07/22/2005 7:37:25 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Dashing Dasher
LMAO!
You sound as if you've done this before!
133
posted on
07/22/2005 7:38:44 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: wagglebee
I read about it in a book.
;-)
134
posted on
07/22/2005 7:39:12 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Dashing Dasher
Is this a "picture" book that you keep by your bed? :)
135
posted on
07/22/2005 7:42:04 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: wagglebee
136
posted on
07/22/2005 8:06:33 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Dashing Dasher
Maybe what? The pictures or by your bed?
137
posted on
07/22/2005 8:09:57 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: wagglebee
138
posted on
07/22/2005 8:12:14 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Dashing Dasher
Dash baby, how was the BIG first week??????
139
posted on
07/22/2005 8:13:28 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Lots of food, drink and fun.
I think I'm gonna like it here!
140
posted on
07/22/2005 8:14:49 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
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