Callous bastard to Callous bitch!?
Now you're putting me on the spot!
Believe it or not, my family actually had a subscription to "The Nation"-in addition to many other periodicals of varying ideological and philosophical persuasions, e.g. Sports Illustrated, National Review, The American Spectator, JET, Mother Jones, The New York Times Magazine, the Daily News, and Reader's Digest being just a few-several years ago.
Unfortunately, I don't have a copy on hand, but can assure that those random personal ads from "greens," "progressives," and virtually every category in the moonbat panoply are amply represented in its listings.
Most of them go something like this:
Elderly veteran of the Abraham Lincoln Brigades-completely bereft of hair, at least on skull-seeking devoted female Marxist that kind of looks like Frida Kahlo-except with a slightly fuller mustache-who'd be willing to take long strolls arm-in-arm along a sunlit beach, while reading from Das Kapital.
Well, you get the picture.
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