As I told allegra and pax_et_bonum on another thread, last night was strange... and I guess I owe ya'll an explanation about last night, too.
It was Leela's fault!
No, it was her date. She came back early all upset.
It was the date from hell!
I suggested we go to this pirate party I knew was going on down the street.
Well, I figured it might perk up Leela. So we went.
The doorman wouldn't let us in! 
I reasoned with her. 
We got in. Kerry was there... 
with Katie Couric.
She was plastered and got nasty. 
I was hungry...
But all they had was soup. 
I liked the waitress...
Ya'll need a beer?
The Star Trek crew dropped in...
Captain that is not your drink.
Kirk drank Leela's White Russian and they got into it...
I tore him a new one!
That was debatable.
You should see the other guy!
After that, everything got wierd!
Someone pulled a gun on the dog...
I blacked out...
Guess who he picked up... 
I don't remember that!
And you are sticking with that story?
I sure am!
Well, you see, girls, it was really, really late when we got back so we all crashed.
I partied on...
Well, can ya'll ever forgive me?