[Allegra]

SO DESPERATE-- I don't mind getting sand in my shoes if there is a chance of WOOOWOOO in my future!

ROFL! I suspected it meant something along those lines.

I'm working on mine. I've never written one of these before.

"Single female, old enough to remember when you had to get up and walk across the room to change channels on the TV and by the way, there were only about four channels.

Hates walks on the beach and besides, where is the beach?. How many people who put that hackneyed phrase into their ads really live in Kansas? Hmmmmm?"

How's that for a start?

[Dashing Dasher]

I read that and thought - "You're single, aren't you!"

Let's put our creative Sales Hats on and try this again...

Try this...

"Adventurous woman with a great sense of humor and more friends than I can count is looking for a special guy to share the fun. "

[sweetliberty]

"old enough to remember when you had to get up and walk across the room to change channels on the TV and by the way, there were only about four channels."

You had 4 Channels??? You must've been one of them rich kids with the big antennas.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

One of my favorite leisure activities is perusing the personal ads printed in The Nation.

I read some of them and don't know whether I should laugh or cry.

Then I realize that I'm an emotionally callous bastard, and let out a huge guffaw.