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The Impending Marriage of Cyborg and Petronski
| 22 July 2005
| Army Air Corps
Posted on 07/22/2005 7:15:51 AM PDT by Army Air Corps
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To: jbeachgrl5
(In memory of DH, US NAVY SEAL, KIA 28 June 2005)I'll assume from this that you knew our dearly departed. My heart breaks for those gents - and their FRiends and FAmily!
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posted on
07/22/2005 7:57:47 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Dashing Dasher
"...they make the DU folks look... well -- less pitiful."
Doesn't that violate the laws of physics?
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posted on
07/22/2005 7:58:00 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: John Lenin
You see that will get her attention!
To: Blurblogger
ROTFLOL, that's why is called a football wedding ... waiting for him to kick off!
Reminds me of this joke:
Ole died. So Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena what she would like to say about Ole.
Lena replied, "You just put, 'Ole died.'"
The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, "That's it? Just 'Ole died?' Surely, there must be something more you'd like to say about Ole. If it's money you're concerned about, the first five words are free. We really should say something more."
So Lena pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "O.K., then. You put 'Ole died. Boat for sale.'"
To: tfecw
Re: "...people flock to this site..."
Well, I'm all for flocking! The more flocking, the merrier!
Bender, you tin pudnocker! That's not what tfecw said!
Well... That's what I'm thinking!
And that's news?
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posted on
07/22/2005 8:00:26 PM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: Blurblogger
Is that what they mean by "your better half"?
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posted on
07/22/2005 8:01:07 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Victoria Delsoul
"O.K., then. You put 'Ole died. Boat for sale.'" Hee, hee.
247
posted on
07/22/2005 8:01:14 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
To: Army Air Corps
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posted on
07/22/2005 8:02:46 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: scott7278
To: Army Air Corps
Ping away! And... Try not let Bender know.
Hey, Son! I'm ping cool...
Gad! We'll never hear the end of this!!!
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posted on
07/22/2005 8:03:39 PM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: Army Air Corps
Should I assume you've added me to the FRingles list? Or do I need to beg?
;-)
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posted on
07/22/2005 8:03:49 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: RosieCotton
*waves*
Hey there, Rosie!
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posted on
07/22/2005 8:04:09 PM PDT
by
RMDupree
(HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
To: Dashing Dasher; Victoria Delsoul; onyx; Army Air Corps; ValerieUSA
"You sound like a bi-polar maniac, have we dated before?"
I get NO respect...us guys whose knuckles drag on the ground need love too.
Sigh.
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posted on
07/22/2005 8:04:41 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: scott7278
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posted on
07/22/2005 8:04:53 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Dashing Dasher
I KNEW something was different!
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posted on
07/22/2005 8:05:39 PM PDT
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
To: Dashing Dasher; Victoria Delsoul
"Is that what they mean by "your better half"?
Dunno. When you're crazy for love, sometimes you don't know which end is up. They say if your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.
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posted on
07/22/2005 8:06:35 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Army Air Corps
If you're starting a ping list, please add me. Will read the whole thread tomorrow. I'm single in central Texas. I divorced 2-1/2 years ago after a long marriage. Will be really free next month when McLynnan, Jr., aka the conservative princess, leaves for college. Would love some new friends.
To: Mr. Jeeves; Army Air Corps
Now count the male faces, count the female faces, and do the math, and you'll see why your idea will have trouble getting off the ground. Two thoughts on this....
1. It only takes one...
and 2. Hey, I'm a girl - better odds for me!
WOOHOOO!!!
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posted on
07/22/2005 8:09:14 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( If you want to give me a present, my size is cash..........)
To: Blurblogger
Dunno. When you're crazy for love, sometimes you don't know which end is up. They say if your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down. Is that why you whistle?
Because it helps you to remember which end you need to wipe when you're sitting on the toilet. LOL!!! Just kidding, promise!!
To: Dashing Dasher; McLynnan
Y'all are on the list. Honestly, I did not expect this kind of response so quickly!
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posted on
07/22/2005 8:12:42 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
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