*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Bye, bye. Try to behave!!!

761 posted on 07/22/2005 1:37:50 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)

How's things.

Missed you.

762 posted on 07/22/2005 1:38:20 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)

Looks like I've missed a lot of fun. I will have to catch up at home tonight.

STRAIGHT COWBOY IN A GAY BAR

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a Gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'

That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,

"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because ‘Quality is Job One'."

Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'" And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.

Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN'!!!!!"

763 posted on 07/22/2005 1:39:18 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)

To: Fierce Allegiance

Slacker

At least you didn't call me something nasty... like a "civil engineer"

764 posted on 07/22/2005 1:40:49 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)

Have a great weekend!

765 posted on 07/22/2005 1:41:42 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)

767 posted on 07/22/2005 1:42:21 PM PDT by peacebaby (Hot time, summer in the city. Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty.)

Thanks....I'm a lookin

768 posted on 07/22/2005 1:42:36 PM PDT by PaulaB

To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

How's things.

Missed you.

he's home from the hospital... but the biopsy report isn't back yet. Gonna be a long week-end.

769 posted on 07/22/2005 1:42:47 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)

To: Fierce Allegiance

wooow, I have had that much to drink yet.

770 posted on 07/22/2005 1:48:03 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)

wooow, I have had that much to drink yet.

Starting a little early???

771 posted on 07/22/2005 1:49:38 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)

Doh, should have said have'nt had that much to drink.......maybe I have.

772 posted on 07/22/2005 1:49:44 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)

To: Fierce Allegiance

773 posted on 07/22/2005 1:50:19 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)

Be strong, Jose will help. Jack helped me.

774 posted on 07/22/2005 1:51:44 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)

775 posted on 07/22/2005 1:51:45 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)

To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Be strong, Jose will help. Jack helped me.

Ans Jim's helping me.

776 posted on 07/22/2005 1:53:54 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)

To: JimWforBush; r-q-tek86

The Lush Brigade, Reporting for Duty!!!!

777 posted on 07/22/2005 1:55:18 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)

To: JimWforBush; motormouth

I am out of here, Everybody have a good weekend and see you Monday.

778 posted on 07/22/2005 1:55:34 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)

Is it time for me to go home yet?

What's the weather like?

779 posted on 07/22/2005 1:56:09 PM PDT by peacebaby (Hot time, summer in the city. Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty.)

Bye, have a wonderful weekend.

780 posted on 07/22/2005 1:56:17 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)

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