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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***
7/22/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 07/22/2005 7:05:44 AM PDT by TheBigB

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To: exile
Word to the wise: when you find yourself at the bottom of a hole, quit digging.
581 posted on 07/22/2005 12:19:02 PM PDT by The_Victor (Doh!... stupid tagline)
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To: najida; exile
Get 'em ladies.

I suppose in his eyes I am old at 35.

582 posted on 07/22/2005 12:19:44 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: BJClinton

True, but you were talking about yours not them.

For you "touchy chicks" out there, take your heart off your sleeve and learn to laugh a little.

Cheers!


583 posted on 07/22/2005 12:20:15 PM PDT by SZonian (Tagline???? I don't need no stinkin' tagline!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

HUN! 35!?!
Why aren't you in a nursing home already!

Geez, you geezers just annoy me, I mean,
havin' the nerve to not only stay alive, but
have fun too!


584 posted on 07/22/2005 12:20:58 PM PDT by najida (Living with cutting edge 1920's technology.)
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To: Auntbee

Aunt Bee...a mature mind is boring to an early teen...they just have a couple of interests, and they aren't ours.

;-)

I'm glad they're bored because I don't want 'em hanging around.


585 posted on 07/22/2005 12:21:14 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I'm on the right


586 posted on 07/22/2005 12:21:32 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This ain't your granddaddy's America)
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To: The_Victor

587 posted on 07/22/2005 12:22:13 PM PDT by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB
3 hours to go here...ugh.....

1 1/2 for me Woo Hoo.

588 posted on 07/22/2005 12:22:31 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Don't touch my Willie - Kevin Fowler)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

You're on the right? You look great in pink!

;-)


589 posted on 07/22/2005 12:23:39 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: bannie

So true.


590 posted on 07/22/2005 12:23:40 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: najida; exile
Exile would probably have me in the nursing home.

35 is not old is it?

591 posted on 07/22/2005 12:23:47 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Titan Magroyne
Awright people, listen up!

Titan might have yellowjackets/bees/hornets/wasps/stingy thingys! :

We need some tough volunteers to go clean them out!

And don't worry about TM..I'll make sure she's kept...occupied

592 posted on 07/22/2005 12:23:48 PM PDT by TheBigB (How in the blue hell did Kelly Leak bat three times in the Astrodome?)
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To: TheBigB

Mary Jane was playing in the Garage
Mary Jane set the Garage on fire
Mary Jane's mom came out of the House.
Mary Jane's mom scolded her and said "Wait till your Daddy gets home"
Mary Jane laughed and laughed and laughed.

Cause she knew her Daddy was in the garage


593 posted on 07/22/2005 12:23:55 PM PDT by Temple Owl (19064)
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To: Auntbee

"Do the math, Einstein."

Easy there Granny! (Sorry couldn't resist). I'm just teasing.

"If I'm 49 I wasn't born in 1949"

That is correct. I was making a joke. Old people love to tell youngins how much stuff cost ages ago.

"I can buy cigarettes, vote, drink and get funky. And all at the same time if I want."

Actually, no. They ask you to leave the Wawa if you're getting funky.

"And I am anything but boring, sweetheart."

Never said you were. And what's with the "sweetheart"? Are you coming on to me? I'm married, but flattered ;)


594 posted on 07/22/2005 12:23:56 PM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

As I will be 30 in two weeks, no.


595 posted on 07/22/2005 12:24:30 PM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: JimWforBush

It's summer: What are you doing working?

:-D

I couldn't help myself.


596 posted on 07/22/2005 12:24:38 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: PaulaB

I'm saving that!


597 posted on 07/22/2005 12:25:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

If Exile has you in a nursing home, he has me dead and buried. No, 35 is not old. Heck, 49 is not old!


598 posted on 07/22/2005 12:25:24 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: The_Victor

"Word to the wise: when you find yourself at the bottom of a hole, quit digging."

That's quitter talk! D@mn the torpedos, full steam ahead!


599 posted on 07/22/2005 12:25:30 PM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: bannie
It's summer: What are you doing working?

Not really, but don't tell my boss that.

600 posted on 07/22/2005 12:26:05 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Don't touch my Willie - Kevin Fowler)
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