you are the most normal person that toke this
quiz...soooo please rate....
How insane are you?
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Posted on 07/22/2005 7:05:44 AM PDT by TheBigB
mmmmmmmmm, good.
Was there a doubt?
you are the most normal person that toke this
quiz...soooo please rate....
How insane are you?
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He he he,
The fireplace has been fauxed down with whitewash so it now looks kinda like pale marble (if you squint).
That's a YOMANK (You Owe Me A New Keyboard)
An Italian parks his brand new BMW in front of the office,just down the
street from Casa Napoli, to show it off to his bros. As he's getting out
of the car, a truck comes speeding along close to the curb and takes off
the door before speeding away.
More than a little distraught, the Italian grabs his cell and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a
chance to ask any questions, the Italian starts screaming hysterically:
"My BMW, my beautiful black BMW is ruined !!!! No matter how
long at the body shop it'll never be the same again!"
After the Italian finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his
head in disgust:
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Italians are," he says.
"You guys are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Italian.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realize that your right arm was torn
off when the truck hit you."?
The Italian looks down in absolute horror.
"HOLY F**K!!!!!! he screams........"Where's my f * ckin' Rolex????..."
Majorly.
Good swipe, Mama. :-)
Watch out for them cruise-liners too, somebody is always falling off them sombitches.
I didn't think Lisandra was like that, LOL.
Then YOMANK me many.
KITTY pics!
You know...meow, meow, pfst, pfst!!
NOT doggie duty pics!
Besides...why let the dog have all the fun?
Think of all the pleasure I can give you!
LOL. "Osama Strength." OMG.
(Still trying to get my mind around The Fish Room)
That houseboat was rocking and rolling in its slip and I couldn't get my sea legs to save my soul. Had I been drinking I'd be the first one overboard.
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