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Posted on 07/21/2005 3:27:33 PM PDT by pissant
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To: mikrofon
An increase in neck whiplash has been documented!
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posted on
07/21/2005 4:38:32 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: SilentServiceCPOWife
Must be mixing me up with someone else. I generally don't talk fishing with women. ;o)
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posted on
07/21/2005 4:41:40 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You could stick 'em in back as counter-weights.
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posted on
07/21/2005 4:43:27 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
(We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin' "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!")
To: pissant
LOL
I kind of like fishing myself. Baiting the hook and reeling in a big one is fun. It's especially entertaining to watch them flopping around, gasping for air on the ground. ;-)
To: pissant
Well, seeing as how I don't know marmar, I'll say the implants.
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posted on
07/21/2005 4:46:25 PM PDT
by
SoDak
To: SilentServiceCPOWife
Just club it over the head before it slimes your upholstery! ;o)
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posted on
07/21/2005 4:49:06 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: SoDak
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posted on
07/21/2005 4:49:31 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Or I could just throw it back. Some of them are so small and pathetic that they're just not worth keeping. ;-)
To: SilentServiceCPOWife
Yeah, just rip that nasty barbed hook out of it's mouth and toss it back to bleed to death! ;o)
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posted on
07/21/2005 4:55:39 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
Nah, that's not my style. I'd carefully remove the hook from it's mouth, kiss it on it's little, scale-covered head and gently place it back in the stream where it would frolic in it's silly, mindless little way with all of it's fishy friends. ;-)
To: SilentServiceCPOWife
Gotta be careful kissing that. They can carry parasites and other diseases. ;o)
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posted on
07/21/2005 5:01:21 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
You're right. I hadn't thought of that.
I'll just gut them and throw them in a cooler. ;-)
To: pissant
In Hollywood, that would be the initial consultation fee! I thought that was what the "casting couch" was for.....
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posted on
07/21/2005 6:04:15 PM PDT
by
dirtbiker
("..fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge; fools despise wisdom and instruction" Prov 1:7)
To: pissant
Hey, they also prevent black eyes if one is jogging....I am just grateful that my mother was a stickler for having to wear them when I was young.......or else I might be playing soccer with the girls........Mr. P I think you are a bad influence on me......chuckle.......
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posted on
07/21/2005 6:04:41 PM PDT
by
marmar
(Even though I may look different then you...my blood runs red, white and blue.....)
To: pissant
I know a couple of gals that had reductions due to back problems.Hmmmm, were they often on their back(s)?
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posted on
07/22/2005 4:01:49 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
("If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon)
To: beyond the sea
Hmmmm, were they often on their back(s)?I hope not. It would be difficult to find clothes that fit properly. ;-)
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