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Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll. (vanity)
The Simpsons ^ | relatively recently | Cletus

Posted on 07/20/2005 6:21:18 PM PDT by Rodney King

Some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel. Most folk'll never lose a toe and then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel.


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OK, the leading candidate to be the new nanny for our kids has the most impressive resume and references on the planet, but she sort of looks like Cletus. What should I do? (Don't tell me not to get a nanny, I know we shouldn't have one, but in the end I have no say in the matter).

1 posted on 07/20/2005 6:21:19 PM PDT by Rodney King
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To: Rodney King
A guy who looked like that would be in sad shape. A woman?

She has my complete sympathy.

2 posted on 07/20/2005 6:24:30 PM PDT by RichInOC (...there is no place for that sort of ugliness.)
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3 posted on 07/20/2005 6:24:34 PM PDT by AntiGuv (™)
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To: Rodney King

Cletus the slack jawed yokel would make a great screen name.


4 posted on 07/20/2005 6:25:00 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: Rodney King
I miss your tagline! It's on summer vacation?
5 posted on 07/20/2005 6:25:59 PM PDT by jdm (The answer to the extra credit question on a Columbia U exam is always choice C: "Bush's Fault.")
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To: Rodney King
Ugly is only skin deep.

Check her against the Banks kids list of qualifications: Does she or does she not smell of Barley Water?

6 posted on 07/20/2005 6:26:08 PM PDT by ExGeeEye ("We've had one, yes. But what about Second Breakfast?")
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To: jdm

Weird, I don't know where it went.


7 posted on 07/20/2005 6:26:31 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: Rodney King

Course some folk'll never git along.


8 posted on 07/20/2005 6:28:11 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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To: Rodney King

When you start a thread, the tagline won't show up on post #1.


9 posted on 07/20/2005 6:28:48 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: The Other Harry

Shouldn't you have posted this?


10 posted on 07/20/2005 6:32:10 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: cripplecreek

Looks like my thread got banished to the secret neather regions of FR. It doesn't even show up in the Smokey Back Room of the Bloggers/Personal.


11 posted on 07/20/2005 6:33:42 PM PDT by Rodney King
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To: ExGeeEye
Ugly is only skin deep

I think ya got it backwards. Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes straight to the bone.

12 posted on 07/20/2005 6:35:07 PM PDT by Malsua
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To: Rodney King

Chit-chat area.


13 posted on 07/20/2005 6:37:35 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Rodney King
Not really. You've been assigned to the fun room of general/chat. If you're reading all current posts, click on "all of the above" instead of news/activism and you'll see them all.

Or just choose chat if you're in that mood.

14 posted on 07/20/2005 6:37:55 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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To: Sidebar Moderator

What's funny is that I have been here since '99 ('98 if you count my previous screen name) and I still have been confused ever since FR introduced this whole subscription thing a few years ago.


15 posted on 07/20/2005 6:39:49 PM PDT by Rodney King
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To: Rodney King
Wish I had your history. FR has come a long way. I looked at FR's design in '97 using the Way Back Machine. I wonder how much a '97 or '98 screen name would command on eBay?! Check it out!
16 posted on 07/20/2005 6:45:25 PM PDT by jdm (The answer to the extra credit question on a Columbia U exam is always choice C: "Bush's Fault.")
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wait - I can sell my screen name? COOL!

errrr, does that mean that it's a tangible asset, and subject to personal property tax?

DOH!

17 posted on 07/20/2005 6:51:08 PM PDT by patton ("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
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To: Rodney King

Hire her. If her qualifications are up to snuff there is no reason not too.


18 posted on 07/20/2005 10:29:23 PM PDT by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: patton

I'll sell you my screen name, and you won't need to worry about it ;-)


19 posted on 07/21/2005 4:04:04 PM PDT by Kevmo (Charter member, "What Was My Login club")
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To: Don't wanna be audited

Pass - too tempting for the IRS


20 posted on 07/21/2005 4:20:21 PM PDT by patton ("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
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