Wish we could have had that before we came up with our delusional idea...that's what happenes when you have to work in 90% humidity.
We feel dumb :(
There are no dumb theories on this thread! We've been throwing all kinds of stuff out, just to see what sticks.
No! It's not dumb! That's the great thing about all of us chatting is that we can flesh all the theories out. No doubt whatever we come up with JKR will have all kinds of twists and turns that we will never see coming. :-)
And it's really hot here, too, so I know where you are coming from!!