JERRY: Yah, but I'm sayin', that TruCoat, you don't get it and you get oxidization problems. It'll cost you a heck of lot more'n five hunnert -
First thing that came to mind. I couldn't resist.
Bwhahahahahahahha!!!!!!!
Very funny, only unfortunately no one is going to appreciate your humor...unless you hit them over the head with Officer Lou's hat...
You betcha...