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It's a gas(farting dog book tops the charts)
Pioneer Press ^ | 7-13-05 | CECELIA GOODNOW

Posted on 07/13/2005 9:11:47 AM PDT by Rakkasan1

After more than 82 weeks on the New York Times best-seller list, Walter is as flatulent as ever.

Which is good news for Glenn Murray, co-author of "Walter the Farting Dog" and an ever-expanding line of "cutting-edge" picture-book sequels that have captivated little boys and proper grandmas alike.

"There seems to be no limit," Murray says, "to what you can do with an imaginary farting dog."

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TOPICS: Books/Literature
KEYWORDS: book; dog; farting; gas
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To: R. Scott

I have a Sharpei/Shepherd cross that farts almost everytime he lays his 95 lb. fat butt down. What is funny is that when I tell him "I heard that", he gets embarrassed and puts his paws over his eyes, LOL!


21 posted on 07/13/2005 9:43:49 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: Rakkasan1; TheBigB; pissant; Petronski; Tijeras_Slim
I'm goin' to hell for this, but it was funny nonetheless.
22 posted on 07/13/2005 9:44:16 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

thanks, that was hilarious


23 posted on 07/13/2005 9:50:30 AM PDT by Rakkasan1 (If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing.)
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To: Non-Sequitur

Nobody ever lost a buck underestimating the taste of the American public. (P. T. Barnum)


24 posted on 07/13/2005 10:03:36 AM PDT by Rakkasan1 (If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing.)
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To: Rakkasan1

I had a `65 VW beetle, with 'Fahrt'--'Start' in German--stamped on the steering-wheel chrome ignition ring.

Ya, nothing beats a good fahrt first thing in the morning.


25 posted on 07/13/2005 10:22:49 AM PDT by tumblindice (Blame the dog)
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To: dljordan
Fart is a very respectable word.

Indeed:
Fart Proudly by Benjamin Franklin
http://webits3.appstate.edu/apples/health/Gas/fart_proudly.htm

26 posted on 07/13/2005 10:33:02 AM PDT by dinasour (Pajamahadeen)
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To: Corin Stormhands

Exactly!


27 posted on 07/13/2005 10:33:34 AM PDT by Lil'freeper
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To: martin_fierro

ROFLMAO!


28 posted on 07/13/2005 10:38:03 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: martin_fierro

MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!! My cubicle-mates are wondering why I'm in hysterics......


29 posted on 07/13/2005 11:16:32 AM PDT by SW6906
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To: SW6906

Yeah, that IS face-meltingly funny stuff.


30 posted on 07/13/2005 11:19:06 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: ravingnutter

A dog I had back in the 70’s would cut one, then look around to see who he could blame it on.


31 posted on 07/13/2005 11:38:44 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: R. Scott
Isn't that so funny?

Sometimes he'll fart, then turn and look at his own butt, like ..."Wha'd you say?" or "That tickled."

32 posted on 07/13/2005 3:26:22 PM PDT by WireAndWood (But first, the tranya. I hope that you relish it as much as I.)
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To: WireAndWood

Dogs can be a trip!


33 posted on 07/14/2005 3:00:04 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: Rakkasan1

bump


34 posted on 07/14/2005 3:06:19 AM PDT by WhiteGuy (Vote for gridlock)
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