[Bullish]

I considered various options, including waiting a week or two.....

What? No flaming doo-doo bag on his porch?

[KneelBeforeZod]

Jack Handy on revenge:

I like to draw a face on my pumpkin, stick a big knife in its head, and put it on my neighbors door-step with a note that says "you".

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."