Cars are a fairly frequent topic of conversation in my office. One of the officemates' wife just capitulated with a "Fine! Buy whatever you want!" And that's when we started getting silly. 'Buy a Hummer! Buy a Jag! How about a Lotus! What about a Ferarri? Oh, I know, an Audi.' All just to tease his Mrs. a bit.
And then we hit the Maserati website....
and I said .... OOoooh!
Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
I'm drinking kefir. I have found I like it plain most of all...it's very much like a slightly carbonated buttermilk. Quite refreshing! Makes your teeth feel kinda gritty.