I still do not understand how I can be at once offput by the whole vileness and yet wholly entertained by the comedy of it. It's a South Park thing, I guess.
I'm pretty sure the Lord has a good sense of humor. That's why he gave us one.
"And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson. "
It's because it sounds like something out of Leviticus, and you know it isn't.