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Posted on 07/12/2005 8:11:36 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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I'll take care of it. Just part of my husbandly duties, you know. There are other duties I would prefer, but oh well. ;~D
phphphphhhhht. :-P
:-)
*shudder* It's the worst sound isn't it?
Made worse if it doesn't kill the durn thing right away and you hear it flailing away.
Ugh!
Whoops. :-P
geshundheit...
For some reason, the ones that the animals kill don't make me cringe so much as the image of them in that ~SNAP~ trap.
Heck.... I sent Gidget after the mice nest full of babies I found in the barn and watched her gobble them all down, one by little pink one. But this seems... no... on second thought, that was worse ;~D But the alternatives if I had to kill them were worse yet.
I just can't take the drama.
ACK! tell me they won't flail.
I think a machete is the usual tool for the job :-)
I've drilled a hole in them first to get the milk out, then hack them open. They are something of a pain to fool with...usually just buy a can of the milk instead...
Sorry to say, sis - but I've been witness to it. Not pretty.
And I don't understand how Gidget eating pinkies ~isn't~ drama. :-/
You should'a seen the one I shot outside the downstairs door... that .357 snakeshot has a really limited range. This one was a little on the fringe of that, and only caught a few pellets. Flopped around for the longest time... bleeding all over the place. :-)
Ick!
Wow... I like her already. :-)
Then muh cousin' from West Virginia was datin' a girl. Went to his daddy and says "Daddy, she says she's a virgin."
His daddy said, "Then you cain't marry her. If'n she ain't good enough fer her own kin, she ain't good enough fer us..."
~cough~
They score the shell of grocery store coconuts nowadays.
I drive a nut pick through the eyes with a hammer and let the milk drain. Then I take it outside and crack it with a hammer. With the scored shell, sometimes you get two empty halves that you can bang together.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!
cloppity-cloppity, cloppity-cloppity...
[insert Grail reference here]
I knew there was something I liked about you... :-)
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together.
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