[Born Conservative]

Last week it caused hurricanes, this week it's making oysters toxic; what next?

[SeamusVA]

I bet global warming is causing this site to be so slow today.

[oyez]

Do you enjoy eating oysters on a hot sunny afternoon?

No. It may be an old wives's kind of tale, but I been always been told here in sunny South that oysters are seasonal i.e. safe to eat from September to April. September and some of October may be hot. During the season I am willing to test this bivalve treat for global warming abnormalities. Yeah, Baby, If they are poison I'll die happy.

[Dashing Dasher]

Bush's fault.

Now he's taking away my oysters!


The horror.


/sarc