A pair of rare dwarf Brahman cattle, Thong Khaow, left, and Thong Kham, right, are married in a traditional Thai ceremony featuring processions and a banquet for more than 2,000 human guests at a cattle market in central Sa Kaew province on Sunday, July 10, 2005. The owner of the bull, Thong Kham, offered a dowry of fresh grass, hay, maize and 100,000 baht (US$2,400, euro2,000)at the promotional event for the two rare animals.(AP Photo)
This is just not right...
Wedding guests marbled at how udderly mooving the ceremony was.
Why buy the cow if the milk is free?
I hear they had to skip the tossing of the bouquet, because the groom ended up eating it.
It all started with Gay Marriage.
And they all partied till the cows went home.
HOW NOW COW KHAOW?
Thong Rhinow was devastated by the news...
OK, OK....I think you've all milked this subject dry.
And now the moment we've all been waiting for, the award for the Silliest Name in the News for 2005. The envelope, please. . . .
And the winner is . . .
IT'S A THAI!