I don't paint my nails (only toes in the summer)
I've never had a facial
I've never had a manicure or pedicure
I get my hair cut about once every 4 months or so
I've had one (pre-natal) massage which was heaven, about 4 years ago.
I only wear make-up on the weekends, if that.
I despise women who buy a new outfit for every outing.
I have never had a pedicure. The idea of someone being that close to my grody feet really grosses me out.
If I ever get the urge to try some new make-up, like eyeshadow, I laugh when it's on my face, think I look like some kind of whore/clown, and immediately wash it off. If I do wear make-up, it's only powder foundation, pencil eye liner, mascara, and some vaseline or chapstick on the lips.
I usually HAVE to buy something new to wear when something comes up, unless I can just wear my uniform. I own nothing but jeans and t-shirts. I try to limit my appearances to places where my uniform is appropriate.
The idea of going shopping is akin to having trash duty on the side of the highway. Going to the mall always depletes my love of humanity.
Any chick who will not get her hands dirty should not bother talking to me. I might kick her in the shin just for laughs.
I hate love stories, and the phrase "make love" is enough to make me gag.
Weddings are a waste of money, and so are flowers. Unless you are gonna grow them in the garden.
Scrapbooking is for people like my sister. Enough said.
This is kinda fun. I could go on forever!