To: Dashing Dasher
If anyone is interested...I did check Texas Laws regarding this and here is where we stand:
1.It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
2.The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a recipe for making beer that can be used at home.
3.In Houston, Texas, beer many not be purchased after midnight on Sunday, but can be purchased anytime on Monday...which happens to begin right after midnight on Sunday! So it's illegal to buy it when its legal to buy it?
4.One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.
5.It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
The last one is for anyone that gets so trashed that they wonder on to another's farm....
6 posted on
07/08/2005 10:27:18 AM PDT by
PaulaB
(I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.)
To: PaulaB
3.In Houston, Texas, beer many not be purchased after midnight on Sunday, but can be purchased anytime on Monday...which happens to begin right after midnight on Sunday! So it's illegal to buy it when its legal to buy it? I reckon Sunday begins right after midnight on Sunday.
SD
To: PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; thag; pissant
5. It is illegal to milk another person's cow. The last one is for anyone that gets so trashed that they wonder on to another's farm....
Or perhaps milking another's cow is a euphemism . . .
11 posted on
07/08/2005 10:31:09 AM PDT by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: PaulaB
Oh, crap. I hope my neighbor doesn't have a minicam in the pasture . . . I done milked his cow without permission last weekend.
34 posted on
07/08/2005 10:48:44 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(Go Team Venture!)
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