[Modernman]

Hey, I'm even more willing to pimp out people who aren't my friends.

Come on, you can make up to $5,000 a night (I'll only take, like, 50%). More, if you're willing to go to Brunei.

[Dashing Dasher]

How about we turn the tables for a minute.
I'll rent you out for $5,000 a night - and take 50%.

Here are your first four customers.

Ready?