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I heard that if you flash your brights at a car without it's lights on that the people in the other car will kill you for a gang intiation. I got it in an e-mail so it is totally true. Oh and don't look for change in pay phone because crazy people put needles in there with AIDS in them. Seriesly.

Oh is THAT how it works? I got an email claiming that if you flash your brights at a car without it's lights on, that the people in the car will pull you OUT of your car, stick your fingers into the payphone until they stick you with an AIDS-contaminated needle, then they throw you BACK in your car, into the back seat, where they knock you out with chloroform, and when you wake up, your back seat is filled with ice, your lower back really hurts, and you discover that your kidney has been removed, tied to a mewling kitty which is left on the front porch of your mother's house, and when dear old Mom comes out to see if it's a baby crying, they force their way into the house, and hold Mom hostage until she agrees to join Amway.

And by that time, Jenny will be selling LOC soap products, and Big Pharma will have assigned me to a new target.

[Note to Big Pharma: This Jenny dame is on to us, shall we unleash the Scientologists? YESSS!!!]