Vitamins to be banned worldwide, big Pharma Takes over, American Sovereignty in question....

Quackpot Watch ^ | July 4, 2005 | Tim Bolen

[retrokitten]

they force their way into the house, and hold Mom hostage until she agrees to join Amway.

LMAO!! Yes, unleash the Scientologists. Once Tom Cruise starts in on her, she'll cave instantly.

[TheBigB]

Well, sure! :^)

[Mad Mammoth]

You're a pawn for big pharma? Cool, me too! Nicetameetcha! :^)

HEY, welcome and Hail Brother! But tell me, did BP (Big Pharma) forget to give you the coffee mug and BP ball point pen for when we're out doing this field work? I'm STILL waiting on mine, and I've been working for BP since last week!

By the way, who were you working to discredit before getting picked up for this latest campaign? I was honestly retired with a full pension after bringing down Glen Turner and his "Dare to be Great" routine, pretty good eh? ;)

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Too funny. The UN wants to take my Flintstones chewables? Molon Labe.

[TheBigB]

Boo!

Big Pharma gonna getcha...Big Pharma gonna getcha...

[Gabz]

Y'all are killing me - I'm ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

[ahayes]

You're a pawn for big pharma? Cool, me too! Nicetameetcha! :^)

Cool, can I be a pawn as well? ;-D

[TheBigB]

I got my mug; still waiting on the pen. I think the ordering demons at HQ are on vacation.

They've got me workin' on that SOB Tony Robbins and his big ol' mutant teeth...

[Spirited]

It may be all kinds of legend but when an august organization like Life Extension Foundation asks readers and subscribers to contact legislators with regard to the POSSIBILITY it is wise to be forewarned!

http://www.lef.org/featured-articles/consumer_alert_070605.htm

This is the only health organization that has taken the FDA to court and won. The list of professionals on the Board and in the organization reads like a who's-who of wholistic medicine.

Did we foresee or suppose that the Supreme Court would grant rights to public entities to take your private land and cede rights to the land to private commercial groups? A few weeks ago that would have been called an urban legend, too. Just another tin foil alert!

[TheBigB]

Sure!

[Clara Lou]

"Short History – Key Data
When debating regulatory matters I believe it is essential to bear in mind that the supplement industry and the drug industry are totally different industries....

I read your "short history" for "key data," only...there wasn't any "data." Where's the data? Telling me that the "natural supplement industry" is "thousands of years old" isn't data. Telling me what Nostradamus did isn't data. Your "drug deficiency" comment is a straw man. What garbage.

[Constitution Day]

Now I'm thinking of this White Stripes song:

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Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine

Girl, you have no faith in medicine
Acetaminophen
You see the medicine
Girl, you have no faith in medicine

Is there a way to find the cure for this
Implanted in a pill?
Is it just the name upon the bottle
That determines if it will?

Is the problem you're allergic
To a well familiar name?
Do you have a problem with this one
If the results are the same?

Acetaminophen
You see the medicine
Girl, you have no faith in medicine

Well strip the bark right off a tree
And just hand it this way
Don't even need a drink of water
To make the headache go away
Give me sugar pill
And watch me just rattle
Down the street

Acetaminophen
You see the medicine
Girl, you have no faith in medicine

[Mad Mammoth]

I got my mug; still waiting on the pen. I think the ordering demons at HQ are on vacation.
They've got me workin' on that SOB Tony Robbins and his big ol' mutant teeth...

Well at least you got the Big Pharma mug, did you get the 22 oz 'Big Dope' version, or the little 10 oz 'Welcome to Big Pharma' introductory model? I didn't get either one!

You're workin' on Tony Robbins? KEWL!!!

And HEY - I just got the word that HQ is dispatching Tom Cruise to look over this whole JennyHatch business, the Scientologists are IN DA HOUSE!!!

WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!

PS, when are we going to get to take on Ric Flair and his vitamin products? I want some of that action!!!

[Constitution Day]

See my #52 for the secret Big Pharma Pawn theme song.

[RS]

"He then handed me a tube-shaped metal container with vitamin C effervescent tablets. Each tablet, when dissolved in water, would release 10 mg of vitamin C in a refined sugar solution. Thus, this ridiculously low amount, was to be taken in a toxic medium that would neutralize the vitamin without it doing anything at all. The cost: about $10 for 12 tablets."

Your friend didn't think to tell her about eating an orange instead ?

[TheBigB]

I actually got the 28oz mug that says "YOU ARE P4WNED BY BIG PHARMA!"

10th Anniversary, y'know. :^)

[retrokitten]

Big Pharma gonna getcha...Big Pharma gonna getcha...

Is sung to the COPS theme song? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you...

[TheBigB]

[Gabz]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

[TheBigB]

Sung to the tune of "You Are My Sunshine."

We were reeaaally high that day. :^)