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HOW TO GET WOMEN TO PAY ON DATES!

Guys, are you sick and tired of taking out freeloading women on dates? Ever wish you could get THEM to foot the bill? Well, you can, if you follow the advice of Mason Gray, author of the upcoming book, Check Mate: How to Get Your Date to Pick up The Check.

Among Gray's suggestions to get women to pull their weight:

* Tell them you're a Nigerian prince and you have a fortune to give them, but you need a sign that they're sincere, like paying the bill. "The guy on the Internet has been getting away with this one for years. No reason it can't work in person, too."
* When the check arrives, go to the bathroom. "This is the oldest trick in the female arsenal. But you can use it, too. Just make sure to excuse yourself before she does. Then stay in the bathroom a long, long time." At some point, she'll feel pressured to pay the bill. "Or, if you don't want to see her again, just leave."
* Program your cell phone to ring during dinner. Then, in a sad voice, just loud enough for her to hear, pretend you're talking to your ex-wife and say, "What? Little Jimmy got hit by a car? We're not insured? The hospital bills are HOW MUCH? I guess I'll have to take a third job." Your date will not only feel bad enough to pay the check, she'll probably console you in bed, too.