well, you definitely sound like you have the EXACT same type os sense of humor that i do....
ok, tuffy doodle... go to www.theflasharchive.com/f/f-85.htm
DO NOT have any type of drink in your mouth... :)
Be right back....
That was funny but I can top it.
www.stupidvideos.com
click on the most watched tab and about the 3rd one down is "farting in bed". Click on it then click the "watch video" box at the bottom. Get back to me...