[kilowhskey]

Best T-Shirts, female: Voted Biggest Flirt, and My Boyfriend's Out of Town This Week.

Best T-Shirts, male: A Pilot Without Maintainers is Just a Pedestrian With Sunglasses and a Cool Jacket, and picture of a '40s era hotrod captioned: Old Guys Rule.

[Dashing Dasher]

I liked the one that said,

Vegetarian = Ancient Tribal Word for Idiot that cannot hunt or fish.

(or something close to that!)