The Kerry Special. A crape filled with truffles flipped over a scope of ice cream with a little whine to add flavor. French whine of course.
LOL that is good.
How about the DNC special... an empty plate that costs $200. a serving.
One more and I'm off to the Tony Snow show.........Pelosi on Toast: boiled whole egg yolks w/white sauce over toast. Yum, Yum. LOL