BUTT SERIOUSLY (too many unmentionables showing)

NY Post ^ | June 27, 2005 | ORLA HEALY

[Xenalyte]

Penny, don't feel bad.

I'm five-ten and weigh around 140, and in junior clothes, I look like a popped Pillsbury can.

Any woman with more than six ounces of body fat can achieve such a look.

Whether said look is attractive or desirable is another question.

[Xenalyte]

You can show all the melons you want. Just don't let your honeydews out! (Or put those little band-aid thingies on.)

[bannie]

Ok, I'm an old lady, so I'm gonna' miss some things:

WHAT is the purpose of thong "underwear"? There is, in fact, a PURPOSE for underware; but I fail to see any utilitarian purpose for those thong-thingies.

[teenyelliott]

You can't. It is just the acceptable appearance for that age group, and if you bring it up, you either make them kill themselves, make them bulimic (although all my nieces are far too lazy to ever be bulimic!), or they just think you are an old fart who just doesn't get it.

Although I have to say, all of them have made comments about the fact that I am skinnier than they are, so they have to know. So, they are just lazy, I guess.

[Paved Paradise]

Annie - there is no style. That's the problem. The teenagers think a crummy t-shirt and jeans are an outfit. You should see what some of the people wear in my office.

[anniegetyourgun]

I don't think I want to.

[Ciexyz]

yikes!