The Adventures of Superman
Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Look! Up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a meteor. It's Superman! Yes, it's Superman - strange visitor from another state who came to Washington with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Superman - who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in his bare hands, and who, disguised as George Bush, mild-mannered president for a great conservative country, fights a neverending battle for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.
Happy Sky-Meteor-Superman Day! (and don't get too carried away with the hype)
