[this_ol_patriot]

Isn't that rum named after him?

Yes but that was before he became a Colonel.
Now get this, Captain Morgan Rum is advertised in Playboy magazine.
Hugh Hefner owns Playboy.
So this thread must be.....
...are you ready for this...

This thread must be HUGH.

I'm getting goose bumps all over!

[null and void]

Yikes!

HUGH

and Sirius!!!