"Harry Potter is a gateway to SATANISM!!!1!!"
And I agree. Harry Potter books are a propagation of the devil.
Of course the anti Christians will scream, "wacko alert! wacko alert!"
I am not an anti-Christian by any means.
And yet: Wacko Alert.
Yes, that's right. Harry Potter books are witchcraft manuals. I've learned all sorts of spells reading the books. No one dares cross me. Then there are the Satanic rituals. I particularly enjoy those. I've passed many a thrilling Saturday night conducting those rituals with a few of my most evil friends.