Or, the Mendacious Medicated Mendicant.
You know, sir, going through the archives at DUmmieland, one is suddenly confronted with an unusual question.
Why the DUmmiette sfexpat2000, who is in San Francisco and who has never met the imperial red round one before in her life, was in charge of making arrangements with Johns Hopkins for the imperial red round one.....when the friend of the imperial red round one, the DUmmie "Miss Waverly," already works at Johns Hopkins?
Why not use the person on the spot, to make the arrangements?
Just an idle thought, while combing the DUmmie archives.....