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1 posted on 06/17/2005 6:40:45 PM PDT by navysealdad
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"...So anyway, I was at this MoveOn.org event last night and it was incredible. I just love community involvement, dont you?"
2 posted on 06/17/2005 6:45:51 PM PDT by AshfieldK
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To: navysealdad

"I think you know my last boyfriend ... his name was Fabian"


3 posted on 06/17/2005 6:46:25 PM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
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To: navysealdad

How about:

"Could you come in and shave the hair off my back?"

Pretty much works for either sex.

"Hi, I'm John, meet my friend Jesus (point next to you); Jesus, this is _____ ."

That one is also unisex.

"Did I leave my handgun in the glove compartment or the trunk next to my last date?"

If you don't get a scream out of that one, you didn't say it right.


4 posted on 06/17/2005 6:46:43 PM PDT by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: navysealdad

"Not only am I a Jehova's Witness, I also sell Life Insurance".


5 posted on 06/17/2005 6:51:29 PM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
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To: navysealdad

1. My dad's FR screen name is "navysealdad."


6 posted on 06/17/2005 6:52:07 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: navysealdad
Talk, talk, talk endlessly about every boyfriend that ever did her wrong and how she'd really like to get married for a change with a great big church wedding.

Or if she's divorced, talk about what an SOB she was married to, and how she's trying to get her lawyer to make him pay more, and what all her friends think about it.....

7 posted on 06/17/2005 6:54:26 PM PDT by xJones
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To: navysealdad

Pull my finger and guess which food I ate.


8 posted on 06/17/2005 7:13:31 PM PDT by sully777 (If anyone asks, I'm a monger-monger.)
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To: navysealdad

I'm a top AMWAY distributor & I'm going to make your life better!


9 posted on 06/17/2005 7:14:38 PM PDT by CO Gal (Liberals should be seen, but not heard..)
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To: navysealdad

"Have you seen the beauty of Reverend Sun Myung Moon?"


10 posted on 06/17/2005 7:16:08 PM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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10. Looking through her purse she says, "Damnit! I'm out of chewing tobacco already."

9. "I'm glad we're going out. I've got 3 kids at home who need a Dad."

8. "You're exactly the kind of guy I would have hung out with back when I was a dude."


7. "You smell kinda wierd for a fat guy."

6. "My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol with penicillin, so I won't be drinking tonight."

5. "My last relationship ended sort of badly, but thankfully the judge ruled it was a justifiable homicide."

4. Scratching her head, she says, "Geez, just when you think the lice is gone for good..."

3. "Did I tell you my Aunt Betty died in this bed?"

2. "I hope you're a better lover than your brother was."

1. "I think being sexually active since I was 11 has helped me mature."


11 posted on 06/17/2005 7:24:22 PM PDT by sharktrager (My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
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To: navysealdad

1. Let's go see a Julia Roberts movie.


18 posted on 06/17/2005 9:10:27 PM PDT by SoDak (bored)
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To: navysealdad

For those of us who tend to be hit on by libs...

Have you ever heard of Free Republic?


I have actually used that.

Again, as I have stressed before, I think FR should start a dating service. Just think, if we had the success eHarmony had how many more voters we could add to our side. :D


20 posted on 06/17/2005 9:23:47 PM PDT by GovGirl (Newsweek lied, people died...can we make that into a t-shirt?)
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Even though I've had some troubles in the past, I promise not to run away to Albuquerque without telling someone ever again.


21 posted on 06/17/2005 9:32:14 PM PDT by nhoward14
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To: navysealdad

Adding to the list....


11. I voted for Kerry - isn't he great!

12. You've met my Uncle Ted. He can't swim.

14. Have you ever heard of Democrat Underground? I love that website.

15. I'm a Vegan.

16. Wanna see my pierced @%$#$#%?



24 posted on 06/17/2005 10:06:24 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (I'm not feeling sexually harassed!!!)
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.... Have you been saved?
25 posted on 06/17/2005 10:28:11 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Mesocons for Rice '08)
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