[BibChr]

Poor kid. In so many ways.

Dan
Biblical Christianity BLOG

[TheBigB]

That seriesly borders on child abuse.

[stylecouncilor]

Damn! I'll have to pick another name now!

[Question Liberal Authority]

You think that's a cute name now, but just wait until you try to find a personalized toothbrush.

[Question Liberal Authority]

If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was describing what an American magician had named a child in his control, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime--Pol Pot or others--that had no concern for human beings. Sadly, that is not the case. This was the action of an American in the naming of his child.

[theDentist]

Can't people just give their newborns normal names? Molly? Donna? Charlotte?

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Some people really need to be chemically (or otherwise) castrated well before they reach puberty.

The hell this poor child will suffer because of her fathers idiocy just boggles the mind.

[pabianice]

Well, it beats their first choice: Moxie Myparentsareliberalassholes Jillette.

[Guenevere]

And I thought "Apple" was a weird name for a child.

[tucker93]

That middle name reminds me of George Costanza's thought of using 6 as a name.

[dts32041]

Ah, it has been named after a health drink bottled in Maine, Moxie.

[oldleft]

If any of you knew Penn, you may know that this is probably a joke of some kind.

BTW, he is one of the most conservative people in the entertainment business and did an interview for "Michael Moore Hates America." He is a genuinely nice guy.

[martin_fierro]

"We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, 'But officer, we're on the same side,'" Jillette explained. "'My middle name is CrimeFighter.'"

Hey, Penn:

[dfwgator]

I suspect that's not really the name on the birth certificate.

[najida]

That is SO mean!