No, I'll just forget an old joke my friends have already heard before.
You could bring me to happy hour - I never forget a punchline!
I was backstage at a Van Halen Concert and Will Clark - formerly of the SF Giants - was sitting with us. Will thought he knew a lot of jokes. He would start to tell a joke, and I would whisper the punchline into his buddy's ear.
Will grew ... slightly annoyed - but for every joke that I knew - I would give him another one.
It was a fabulous night.... sigh....
Oh - and the band was good too.